vondell-swain:

odair:

thedailywhat:

Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs.

[cosbysweaters]

IS THAT WHY THEY’RE CALLED CANDY CORN OH MY GOD

oh

(via the-arsenal-of-awesome)

meeesha:

The art of seduction.

(via makomaragi)

(via dying-bones)

chikadash:

When you try to lower a Pokemon’s HP to catch it and it KILLS ITSELF WITH RECOIL

(Source: kiyotakamine, via makomaragi)

(Source: earlgreyer, via fantastictac)

(via downriser-deactivated20130527)

nipplebutt:

mr boyd wat r u doin

(via donesparce)

ishallnotconformtoyourconformity:

how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit 

(Source: ramsaymacdonald, via the-arsenal-of-awesome)

parisian-catacombs:

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

(Source: when-i-was-a-young-wart-hog, via makomaragi)

paranormal activity 4

(Source: socoamaralime, via fantastictac)

(via dying-bones)

iampartofsomethingspecial:

clavid:

analogies written by high school students

this is strangely poetic

sorry to trash your post, but this sooo Monchele, i couldn’t let this pass…

(via frankouye)