Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs.
IS THAT WHY THEY’RE CALLED CANDY CORN OH MY GOD
When you try to lower a Pokemon’s HP to catch it and it KILLS ITSELF WITH RECOIL
mr boyd wat r u doin
how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.